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Hey!
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Come on in.
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Bonnie's still getting dressed.
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Whoa.
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I feel like I just walked
into an after-school special.
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My very tall wife likes to keep
the cereal up in the clouds.
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Well, let me help
you with that.
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Thanks.
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Which one were
you reaching for?
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You mean there's more
than just one?
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I've never seen
exactly what's up there.
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You got Cheerios,
Honey Nut Cheerios,
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some sort of Raisin Bran...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Honey Nut Cheerios?
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She tried to convince me
they stopped making those.
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You know, this kitchen
really isn't set up for you.
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Yeah, after I burned my chin
making eggs, I just gave up.
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Hey, I'm thinking
we could trick this place out
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like we did at the bar.
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You know, lower the cabinets,
get the appliances
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at the right height.
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I don't know, you'd have
to ask the building manager.
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The building manager
hasn't had coffee yet, so no.
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Did you give him
the good Cheerios?
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You mean the ones
you've been hiding from me?
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Well, I wouldn't have
to hide them
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if you didn't eat 'em all
in one sitting.
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You do know my entire life
is one sitting?
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I was just telling Adam
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this kitchen could be
a lot more accessible for him.
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I tried. The owner
won't pay for renovations.
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Well, I'm your friend. I'll do
it for cost. That'd be great.
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Would that mean my kitchen
would be torn up for weeks
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so I couldn't cook?
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Probably.
That's fine.
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Come on, we're gonna be late
for the meeting.
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Hey! Whoa, where are you going
with those?
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Somewhere you can't get 'em.
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I mean, the worst thing
that happened to me
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was that success came so young.
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You know, one minute
we're just a bunch of lads
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playing music
in Liam's mum's basement,
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and the next, we're on
a tour bus with money and drugs
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and women
falling over themselves
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to take a turn with me.
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See, what they don't tell you is
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that the most addictive drug
of all is fame.
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Do you know who he is?
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Not a clue, but I think
he thinks we know who he is.
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I mean, when I should've been
enjoying my seat
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at life's great feast,
I found myself
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in a hotel room alone,
hiding in a closet
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with a bag of drugs,
afraid to come out
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'cause I was pretty sure
there was a monster out there,
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or worse, someone who'd want
to share my drugs.
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I mean,
I should've been dead, right?
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But God had another plan for me.
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Well, God and my managers,
who staged an intervention.
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Next up on the set list was my
first meeting, and guess what.
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The universe raised its lighter
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and brought old Roddy
back for an encore.
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No way. It's Rod.
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Who's Rod?
From the band Sachet.
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Sachet?
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He was in love with me for
a serious chunk of 1987.
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There was a time when
every woman in America
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wanted a taste of that.
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Well, I was here then.
I don't think so.
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"MOM"
Season 08 Episode 03
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Episode Title:
"Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody"
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Aired on: November 19, 2020
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Is he wearing
a strap-on piano?
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It's called a keytar.
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It was a real breakthrough
in music,
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'cause it allowed
the keyboard player to dance.
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It's weird that Sachet
doesn't have a Wikipedia page.
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I have a Wikipedia page.
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Hang on, this is the best part.
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See, most men
can't prance like that
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and still be considered sexy.
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I like those shoulder pads.
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I tried 'em once
and took out a wall sconce.
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Looks like the whole band had
the Jennifer Aniston haircut
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way before it was trendy.
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Gosh, you remember
where you were
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when you first heard that song?
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Yeah, right here, right now.
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Look at him.
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I never would have
imagined he'd get sober.
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Last time I saw him,
we were Lady and the Tramp-ing
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a big, fat line of blow.
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Did you talk to him
after the meeting?
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No, I wasn't gonna wait in line
to shake his hand.
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His hand and I have history.
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Oh, I shook his hand.
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I swear to God, that man
sleeps in gloves with lotion.
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I should start
doing that again.
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How long were the
two of you together?
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Let's see.
I guess it would have been...
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...three, maybe four nights?
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That was your serious chunk
of 1987?
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I've been in love
for four nights.
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You should go say hey.
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All right. I'm gonna do it.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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I don't mean to interrupt.
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I just wanted to say... hello.
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Hello.
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Rod. Rod, Rod, Rod.
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Can you
believe this?
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Can you believe
we're still alive?
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I cannot.
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Ah, so many memories.
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Indeed.
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And then to see you
in the meeting...
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Oh, you were in the meeting.
Oh, good for you.
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- Good for both of us.
- Yeah.
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All right. Enjoy that BLT.
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We have plenty of time
to catch up.
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Right.
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His mind: blown.
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♪ Out of nowhere,
you were there ♪
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♪ Satin jacket,
perfect hair... ♪
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Who the hell is that guy?
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As if you don't know.
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I-I really don't.
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You're such a philistine.
That's Rod Connaughton.
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From Sachet.
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Not a clue.
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But I'm curious,
what has led you
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to this particularly unpleasant
corner of the Internet?
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Okay, how do I say this?
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Part of my past
came back into my life today.
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But I don't want you to worry.
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So you banged him.
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I was trying
to ease you into it,
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but yes. A long time ago.
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Okay.
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So, in the spirit
of crystal clarity,
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I slept with a rock star.
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Uh, David Bowie's a rock star.
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This guy sprays cologne
on your face at JCPenney.
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Aw, is somebody jealous?
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No.
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We both
came into this relationship
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knowing we had a past.
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Uh, mine happens to be a little more vivid,
but yes.
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Bonnie, I was a
stuntman for 28 years.
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There comes a point
on every movie set
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where the lead actress is
upset with the director,
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isn't talking to
her leading man,
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is divorcing her
third husband,
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and has been on a
liquid diet for a month.
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And guess who's over there,
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limbering up against a Camaro,
ready to light her cigarette?
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Let's go to bed.
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Funny, that's exactly
what Tanya Roberts said.
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In what universe
is Tanya Roberts a movie star?
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The same one
where that yahoo's a rock star.
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Also, the girl from WKRP
who wasn't Loni Anderson.
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Good night.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Classic 36 inches.
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Okay, oven, what do you got?
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Let's see.
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Damn it!
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Hey, Tammy.
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Hey, buddy. Listen,
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when you get up in the morning
and you want to think about,
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I don't know,
hockey or something,
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which side of the table
do you sit on?
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That one. What exactly
is happening here?
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Mm. I'm more than just
a licensed handyman, Adam.
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I'm a licensed
handyman with empathy.
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See, if I'm gonna design
a kitchen,
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I got to see it
from your perspective.
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Oh! While Bonnie's not here,
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can you raid the cereal cabinet
for me?
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Oh, sure thing.
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Dang, you eat cereal
like I used to pop pills.
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Oh. Oh! I can't reach it.
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Tammy, you could still stand.
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Oh, yeah. Good call.
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All right. Let's
see, what do we got?
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Ooh, Golden Grahams?
Yeah.
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All right.
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Oh, dude,
that's not the kitchen's fault.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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Look what still fits
after 30 years.
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Oh,
right. Right.
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Where do you want me
to sign, love?
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Oh, I don't want
your autograph, Rod.
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Oh, a selfie, then?
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A-Are you kidding?
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It's me, Bonnie Plunkett.
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Okay.
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I understand, it's
been a long time.
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Let me refresh your memory.
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Fargo Ballroom, 1987.
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Radisson Hotel.
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Ice machine at the
Radisson Hotel.
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- Oh! Oh!
- Hey! Yes.
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Hello.
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Oh, I must apologize.
The '80s are gone.
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Just washed away on a sea
of quaaludes and cognac.
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But you got to remember me.
We had something real.
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You even said I was
more than a groupie.
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Well, that's what you say
to groupies, you know.
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That's how you get a groupie.
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I bet I even played the piano
for you.
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You did. Because you were
writing a song just for...
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Oh, my God.
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Classic Rod.
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I might not remember
the '80s,
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but I'm still apologizing
for 'em.
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Anyway, I can still sign
your T-shirt.
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Oh, for God's sake, Rod,
put away your Sharpie!
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Ooh, you're getting a bit loud.
That's hitting my tinnitus.
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Oh, sure. You show
up at my meeting,
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and you act like this
great, big superstar,
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but the minute it gets real,
you get back on that tour bus
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and sneak out of town.
Well, you know what?
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You don't forget me.
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I forget you.
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Right, fine.
Have it your way.
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Yeah, go ahead, walk away!
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I hope I don't see you again!
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Don't worry, you won't.
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Yeah, that's a lot of attitude
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for someone who doesn't even
have a Wikipedia page!
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Well, he doesn't!
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I spent all day in Adam's
kitchen living as Adam,
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and I got to tell you guys,
it really opened my eyes.
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Does that mean I can have
my office chair back?
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Seriously, Marjorie?
The man can't walk.
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I have to do my taxes.
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You guys, you're
never gonna believe this.
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I just talked to Rod, and...
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He doesn't remember you.
He didn't remember me.
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But, oh-ho-ho,
he will remember me now.
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Whoo-hoo. I let him have it
Bonnie Plunkett-style.
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I love it when you yell
at people who aren't me.
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Ugh, so awkward.
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Now you're gonna have
to see him at every meeting.
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Oh, no, he will not be
coming to our meeting again.
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Scorched earth.
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What?
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Never mind.
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Really? You sigh,
say "never mind"?
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This is what killed
your last three cats.
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00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:47,020
You may have just driven an
alcoholic away from a meeting.
254
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,188
I hope I did.
255
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,399
Wendy, get ready.
256
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,401
I'm about to yell
at Marjorie.
257
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,404
Our rooms need to be
a safe space for everybody.
258
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,448
Ooh, Bonnie owes Rod an amends.
259
00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,909
No, I don't.
260
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,077
No, I don't.
261
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,328
Sure this is
the right place?
262
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,955
A few clicks
on the ol' dark web,
263
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,039
and I found his address.
264
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,750
I also got
your Amazon Prime login,
265
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,585
so expect some running shoes
in my size
266
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,087
to come tomorrow by 9:00 p.m.
267
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,589
Yes?
268
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:15,799
Oh, hello.
269
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,801
Uh, is this
the Rod Connaughton residence?
270
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,928
Indeed.
He's in his hobby room.
271
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,264
Come on in.
I'll go and get him.
272
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:26,102
Rodney? You have
some lady friends here.
273
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:28,770
Oh...
274
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,397
my God.
275
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,107
Can you believe this?
276
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,610
I know. He doesn't remember you,
but he's banging Mary Poppins.
277
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,451
It's open!
278
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,660
Hey.
279
00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:44,953
Hey.
280
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,788
I checked out your plans
for the kitchen.
281
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:47,914
They look amazing.
282
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,291
Yeah, about that.
283
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,960
What's wrong?
284
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,962
The stupid city
won't let me do anything.
285
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,964
I have to get permits
for the plumbing and electrical.
286
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,799
In order to do that,
I have to get permission
287
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,135
from the owner of the building,
and they don't want to do
288
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,179
anything to permanently change
the apartment.
289
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,972
Oh, well, that's okay.
290
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,517
At least we discovered
the secret cereal.
291
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,103
It's not okay! It's not fair!
292
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,855
I mean, you
struggle so much,
293
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,648
you shouldn't have
to dislocate your shoulder
294
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:16,485
to make a frickin' peanut butter
and jelly sandwich!
295
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,612
Can I get you a soda?
296
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,657
I don't know, can you?
What shelf is it on?!
297
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,827
Check it out.
298
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,163
Portrait of the young rocker
with a muffin top.
299
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,332
I dreaded this amends.
300
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,542
Now I'm starting
to enjoy it. I know.
301
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,628
Please put that down.
302
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,130
What are you doing here?
303
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:40,050
Isn't the real question,
what are you doing here?
304
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,885
He lives here.
Mum.
305
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,304
Oh!
306
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:45,639
Where are my manners?
307
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,182
Do you all want tea?
308
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:50,394
I also have Tang.
Rodney's quite partial to it.
309
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,605
Um, how about
I come help you make it.
310
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,565
I haven't had Tang
since high school.
311
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:57,859
I used to mix it with vodka
and take it to gym class.
312
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,528
Ooh, that sounds lovely.
313
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,531
It was,
until we started archery.
314
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,202
It wasn't enough for you to
embarrass me after the meeting?
315
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,870
Now you have to track me down?
316
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,914
Just cut to the chase...
Do we have a daughter
317
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,124
who needs money for college?
318
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:16,378
Well, actually, I'm here to make
an amends for my behavior.
319
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,963
Really?
320
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,841
Maybe if I sit.
321
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,855
Upon reflection...
322
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,399
it was wrong of me
to say anything
323
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:40,610
that could get in the way
of you coming to a meeting.
324
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,071
You have every
right to be there
325
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,449
and not worry that you're
going to be attacked in public
326
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,577
by someone who you once
pretended to write a song for.
327
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,746
Okay.
328
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,039
Well, I, uh...
329
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,250
I very much appreciate
you saying that.
330
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,586
It's not often a moment
like this gets sorted out
331
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,255
and no DNA tests are involved.
332
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,091
Lucky me.
333
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,427
Well, now that
we got that cleared up...
334
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,471
hope I see you in the meeting.
335
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,098
Okay.
336
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,437
Any chance I could get that Tang
in a to-go cup?
337
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,105
Yeah, of course.
338
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,940
Oh, could you do me
a huge favor,
339
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,276
and don't mention any of this
to anyone?
340
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,652
Oh. So the next time you share
341
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,112
about jet-setting
around the world,
342
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,448
I shouldn't bring up
that you live with your "mum"?
343
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,159
Spot-on.
344
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,786
And when you talk
about hanging out in the grotto,
345
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,830
I shouldn't tell people
you're really hiding out
346
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:34,956
in your hobby room?
347
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,959
What you got going on in there...
Puppets, marionettes?
348
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,961
You're gonna make this
difficult, aren't you?
349
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,755
Look, all I'm saying is,
you're painting
350
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:45,217
a totally different picture
of your life in your shares.
351
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:48,345
You've been sober a long time...
Where's the rigorous honesty?
352
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,180
I know, I know.
353
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,265
It's just that
when I grab that podium,
354
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,851
I get in front of an audience,
something takes over.
355
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,686
Yeah. Lying.
356
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,813
Well, I was gonna say
"a magical connection
357
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:01,483
between me and the crowd,"
but okay.
358
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,070
Tammy, trust me,
359
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,280
these kind of things
used to piss me off,
360
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:08,865
but after so many years,
361
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,826
I just learned
to roll with it.
362
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,495
I'm allowed
to make those jokes.
363
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:17,457
Look, I really appreciate
how much you care.
364
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,209
That's 'cause I know
what it's like.
365
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,211
You do?
366
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,213
I never fit
in the "normal box," either.
367
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,131
It's like I went to bed
one night
368
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:28,344
this average-size nine-year-old,
and I woke up this height.
369
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,388
I was taller than
all the boys.
370
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,390
I could never find jeans
long enough.
371
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,684
I had to cram my legs
under the desk.
372
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,228
A new kid came
and thought I was the teacher.
373
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,689
Oh, and then I sucked
at basketball.
374
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,192
If that isn't God taking a dump
on me, I don't know what is.
375
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,027
Did you have a coach
work with you?
376
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,029
Because if you've got size,
you can just post up at...
377
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,657
No, never mind.
Go ahead.
378
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,034
I remember once
I had this birthday party
379
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,245
at this place called
Cinderella's Castle,
380
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,372
and the birthday girl
got to climb
381
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,249
through Cinderella's
tunnel maze,
382
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,876
and at the end she'd get a crown
from Prince Charming.
383
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,046
Well, halfway through,
I got stuck.
384
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,717
'Cause the damn maze was built
for a normal-size little girl.
385
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,220
They had to call
the fire department.
386
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,014
And little Donna Schroder
got the crown
387
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,557
that was supposed to be mine.
388
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,019
Don't know Donna Schroder,
but now I hate her.
389
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,314
So when I look at this kitchen,
390
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,566
all I see is
stupid Cinderella's maze.
391
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,568
And you're not getting
your crown!
392
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,154
It means a lot
that you have my back.
393
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,407
Thanks.
394
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,075
I looked Donna up on Facebook.
395
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,660
She's a total train wreck.
396
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,954
Tattooed eyebrows.
Cuts hair at the airport.
397
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,414
Cute dog, though.
398
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,086
Rodney was always
trying on my high heels.
399
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,423
And he still steals
my eyeliner.
400
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,092
I think it's wonderful
you support him so much.
401
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,136
Well, it was his dream.
402
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,722
If you can't support
your children's dreams,
403
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,724
what's the point?
404
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:01,603
Wow. He had you for a mom,
and he still hit rock bottom.
405
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:05,357
He got the bad stuff
from his father.
406
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,235
Wandering penis and all.
407
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,988
Sharing at a meeting
is not a performance.
408
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,782
You're there to help
other people stay sober
409
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,450
with your actual story.
410
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,160
What, that all my money
went up my nose,
411
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,454
and I just threw my back out
cleaning my mum's gutters?
412
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,664
How does that help people?
413
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,666
It lets them know
they're not alone.
414
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,543
And if you want to perform,
get your ass back onstage.
415
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,963
Well, the band does want
to do a reunion tour.
416
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,255
Oh, my God.
417
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,175
The original Sachet
with Declan and Sudsy?
418
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,593
You-you have to.
419
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:34,594
I can't.
420
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,806
I've never played sober,
and it terrifies me.
421
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,308
No, I get it, I get it.
Look, I never had sex sober,
422
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,018
but now that I have...
423
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,603
it's fine.
424
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,147
But without the drugs,
I-I don't have the stamina.
425
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,358
I mean, the only reason
for the keytar
426
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,694
- was so people could watch me prance.
- Yeah...
427
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,446
I hate to break it to you,
but your fans are my age.
428
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,699
No one's gonna be rushing
the stage during the encore.
429
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,367
Encore?
430
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,161
Our drummer gets winded
after three songs. No, no, no.
431
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,455
Forget it, I can't do it.
I cannot stand on that stage
432
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,375
and look at that state fair
audience and live a lie.
433
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,002
Uh... okay, calm down.
434
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,837
Do-do you have anyone
to talk to about this?
435
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,505
Well, I used to talk
to Rod Stewart,
436
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,881
but he's gone a bit squishy
437
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,300
since he did
that Christmas album.
438
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,136
What about your sponsor?
439
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,881
I-I don't have one.
440
00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:21,761
Ah. There's your problem.
441
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,060
Putting the drink down is huge,
442
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,354
but it's just one part
of being sober.
443
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,398
The rest is about
the thinking.
444
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,567
The things that go on
between our ears.
445
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,610
And if you're not dealing
with that,
446
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,738
you're basically
white-knuckling your sobriety.
447
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,865
And I get it, because
I've been there.
448
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,032
And today's a perfect example.
449
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:41,035
If I didn't have a sponsor,
I wouldn't have come here.
450
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,496
Well, for what it's worth,
I'm glad you did.
451
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:44,873
So am I.
452
00:18:45,597 --> 00:18:47,918
I think that leads
to the next obvious question.
453
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,762
Mm, Rod.
454
00:18:49,847 --> 00:18:53,047
I'm happily married...
I can't go on tour with you.
455
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:55,550
Oh, no, no.
I want you to be my sponsor.
456
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,427
Oh. Oh.
457
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:01,765
Well, I have a lot of people
under my wing right now.
458
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,018
But none of them
ever opened for Wham!
459
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,563
Thank you. Thank you.
460
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,900
And I... I really am very sorry
that I didn't remember you.
461
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,943
Which brings me to something
that's been haunting me
462
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,945
ever since you mentioned
the drummer.
463
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,740
- Liam?
- Liam.
464
00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:20,825
I'm starting to think
it was Liam.
465
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,836
All right, come on in, buddy.
466
00:19:28,921 --> 00:19:30,089
Ah.
467
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,254
I'm so sorry, but...
468
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,256
I'm not really seeing
what's different.
469
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,258
Well, there was one thing
I figured I could do
470
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,427
without a permit.
471
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,805
Voilà!
472
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,307
Oh, that's fantastic!
473
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,100
I love it! That's great!
474
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,560
Now you can reach
everything.
475
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,312
The condiments,
the spices...
476
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,272
We have Nutella?
477
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,357
Tammy...
478
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,340
you're the best.
479
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:54,426
Agreed.
480
00:19:54,511 --> 00:19:56,152
All right,
now I got to take off.
481
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,362
Okay.
Oh, there's one more thing.
482
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,822
Can you look at it for me?
Real quick.
483
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,448
Sure. Something's going on
484
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,493
with that drawer to
the left of the sink.
485
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,286
It seems fine.
486
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,914
Hey, what is this?
487
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,877
That is
a Cinderella princess crown.
488
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,671
I bought it for you.
I didn't have one.
489
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,968
You have my back; I have yours.
490
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,970
Suck on that, Donna Schroder.
491
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